Dweeze Nutz
Hello you bunch of cunt scabs and welcome to our biography page, where you get to learn a little bit about our fucked up selves. I am your host DweezeNutz, and quite honestly the greatest fantasy football player and host of all time. Just so you all know, I fucking root for the Bears and only the Bears. Even though I fucking hate Mitch Trubisky, because he is garbage. I am lucky enough to be married to the cave of excellence and have 2 douche bag boys, that are constantly blocking DweezeNutz from unloading in the cave of excellence.
Other then hosting, producing, editing, and being the star of Your Football Fantasy, I have ventured in professional volleyball, educating the youth, educating educators, and now dabble as an entrepreneur in the commercial/residential painting business. However, my main source of weekly income is earned by practicing my prison plan as often as possible for $50 a load. One thing to always remember about me, is that I am literally the best at everything. So don't fuck with DweezeNutz.
Hello you bunch of cunt scabs and welcome to our biography page, where you get to learn a little bit about our fucked up selves. I am your host DweezeNutz, and quite honestly the greatest fantasy football player and host of all time. Just so you all know, I fucking root for the Bears and only the Bears. Even though I fucking hate Mitch Trubisky, because he is garbage. I am lucky enough to be married to the cave of excellence and have 2 douche bag boys, that are constantly blocking DweezeNutz from unloading in the cave of excellence.
Other then hosting, producing, editing, and being the star of Your Football Fantasy, I have ventured in professional volleyball, educating the youth, educating educators, and now dabble as an entrepreneur in the commercial/residential painting business. However, my main source of weekly income is earned by practicing my prison plan as often as possible for $50 a load. One thing to always remember about me, is that I am literally the best at everything. So don't fuck with DweezeNutz.
Big Whiz
Whiz is a Chicago(ish) boy and he is damn near original to our little show. With the birth of his second child he and his wife switched from zone to man coverage and while she is winning in press coverage, he might be a little too short to have much success. Nobody knows exactly what Whiz does for his paycheck, but we can tell you that he meets with Defense Department personnel overseas multiple times a year.
When Whiz isn't cavorting with government agents or football fantasizing, he can often be found expressing his giant dog's anal glands (a little too often if you ask us), moving rogue piles of wood from his front yard to his backyard then to the front again (repeat indefinitely), or drunken axe throwing in the Michigan wilderness.
Whiz will tell you he's the show's legitmacy, and we could argue with him, but sometimes the little guy just need a win.
Whiz is a Chicago(ish) boy and he is damn near original to our little show. With the birth of his second child he and his wife switched from zone to man coverage and while she is winning in press coverage, he might be a little too short to have much success. Nobody knows exactly what Whiz does for his paycheck, but we can tell you that he meets with Defense Department personnel overseas multiple times a year.
When Whiz isn't cavorting with government agents or football fantasizing, he can often be found expressing his giant dog's anal glands (a little too often if you ask us), moving rogue piles of wood from his front yard to his backyard then to the front again (repeat indefinitely), or drunken axe throwing in the Michigan wilderness.
Whiz will tell you he's the show's legitmacy, and we could argue with him, but sometimes the little guy just need a win.
The Bullfrog
A Michigan native and die-hard Sparty, Bullfrog was the last to join our show. He's a family man raising a wife and two kids on a meesly government salary. Pity him, please.
Beside fantasy football and institutionalized sexual misconduct, BF enjoys tiny hands, jerking off to the looping sound of Whiz's laugh onto his sleeping wife's prone body, and spooning frosting straight from the tub.
Froggy is our resident daily "expert". What are his qualifications, you may ask? Last year alone, the man lost just over $3700 chasing his particular dragon. Follow his advice at your own peril.
A Michigan native and die-hard Sparty, Bullfrog was the last to join our show. He's a family man raising a wife and two kids on a meesly government salary. Pity him, please.
Beside fantasy football and institutionalized sexual misconduct, BF enjoys tiny hands, jerking off to the looping sound of Whiz's laugh onto his sleeping wife's prone body, and spooning frosting straight from the tub.
Froggy is our resident daily "expert". What are his qualifications, you may ask? Last year alone, the man lost just over $3700 chasing his particular dragon. Follow his advice at your own peril.